Calgary Parks and Recreation

W: (flipping through book) So, have you... have you ₁ anything recently? I mean, do you know anyone who's taken any of these?

M: I ₂ know anyone, but I know I wanted to take a couple of the Massage Therapy ones.

W: Oh that's right. Because you ₃ someone to go with you?

M: Right.

W: Where is that? (flipping) Do, do, do, do, do. What would that be under?

M: Um, health and ₄ ... health and wellness?

W: Personal training? Weight training? Health and wellness?

M: ₅ health and wellness.

W: Page 67. (pause) Nutrition... aromatherapy... massage. Massage.

M: There we go.

W: There we go. A registered massage therapist ₆ you and a massage partner proper techniques to give a relaxation massage. It uh runs... they aren't very long classes.

M: How ₇ are they?

W: Um... there's one on May 11. OK ₈ the date? It's May 5.

M: May the 5.

M: So that would be...

W: On a ₉ , but it's only four hours long and it's one day, it's Saturday from 10 to 2.

M: Do you need a partner with₁₀ one or?

W: You need a partner with all of them.

M: You do? OK.

W: And then₁₁ one on May 25, which is also a Saturday at Bob Bahan pool and fitness centre and that's 1:30 to 3:30. 4 hours again. They're all, they're both $32.36

M: That's not too₁₂ .

W: But the Thornhill one is Tuesday and Thursday. Oh wait, it's April 30 June 18 to June 20 on a Tuesday and they're 2 two₁₃ blocks. I don't know, I think it might be more possible to get more out of one that goes two nights than one that goes all in one...

M: That seems...It makes more₁₄ that way.

W: I know. In terms of...

M: Well, what₁₅ workshops do they have?

W: Um... Well, Meditation - those are both workshops. Mind...

M: So if you just stood there, sit on the ground₁₆ think...

W: (laughing) Shut up. We have Mind, Body, Spirit. We have eating for your body type ... Nutrition, antioxidants and ...₁₇ ?...

M: Phytochemicals?

W: P-H-Y-T-O chemicals... The latest research shows that incorporating more antioxidants and phytochemicals into your diet you can reduce the risk of heart disease... and other things... hmm

M: That sounds₁₈ .

W: By a registered dietician. Oh well...₁₉ good... Nutrition, Body Detoxing... Cleansing?... hmm

M: Hmm

W: Boost₂₀ immune system. Ooh, pregnancy and your nutrition... and Reduce Stress with Nutrition... Actually... I... I know some people who've actually taken various types of dance classes. Oh, they have Tai Chi...

M: Do they have yoga in here too?

W: Yeah, they do. Actually, where was that? It was... hey, Kundalini ₂₁ . I'm not sure...

M: Have you tried that? Or do₂₂ know what that...?

W: It integrates all types of yoga and combines aerobic movement, posture, breathing concentration, and develops₂₃ and elevates body, mind and spirit.

M: That's a mouthful.

W: 6:30 to 8. Well, they all started in₂₄ though.

M: Of course

W:₂₅ then there's a continue... Ooh! Power Yoga.

M: Hmm

W: And introductory yoga: there're pages₂₆ it.

M: Wow.

W: I don't know. Oh, Yoga Introductory just₂₇ women. That's interesting.

M: But do they have it... just for men?

W: They don't.

M: That just seems₂₈ wrong.

W: It is. Ummmm...Oh...I don't know what I want ₂₉ do.

M: How about...? Is there any dance classes?

W: I don't know where I₃₀ find those.

M: A little flamenco or belly dancing?

W: There's Basic Camping for Women. Love the outdoors ₃₁ afraid to venture out on your own? Hmm.... May 8th to 15th. This course may be applied to the Women Outdoors Certificate Program? OK, whatever.

M: I didn't know there was₃₂ a thing. But they have hiking for Women as well.

W: Poor men, they're₃₃ out of everything.

M: We are!

W: Are there any₃₄ courses just for men? Rafting Adventure for Families... Western riding Women's Getaway...

M: When's the men's₃₅ ?

W: I don't know. Maybe you don't need to get away. Maybe SUB>36 so fine for you that you don't need to go anywhere.

M: Well, you know.

W: Bears in the Backcountry...

M: See, even the bears get their₃₇ courses but the men don't.

W: You're₃₈ .